Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Brettism Hump Day! Tastes like shoe leather

Last Friday Bio-dad stopped by with his roommate to see the kids on their way to a canoe trip. His roommate John is rather notorious for being a serial monogamist. And by serial, I mean I lost count two wives ago.

Of course Brett picks up on this and never fails to bring it up to John.

"Hey John, remember when you told me that you had to beat the ladies off with a stick?" he asks, after noticing John feverishly text'ing someone.

John chuckles, "Yeah, that's not so much a problem anymore."

Brett, oblivious and very serious replies, "What, did they start taking a closer look at you?"

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