Me.

Hi, I'm me. I have six kids. Six freaking kids. I'm not entirely sure at what point my ovaries converted to Catholicism, but the bastards are devout.

I also have a husband. He loves me so much that he recently allowed a Urologist to do "bad things" to him, so that he never again has to run to the store at 11pm to fetch gummy bears. He also has the most impressive ass EVAR.

I live in Bumfark, Pa. If you've never been to my happy hamlet, the slogan here is: Bumfark. Most of us have all our teeth.

That about sums me up.